1. TT^TT why arent they real..

    TT^TT why arent they real..

    Reblogged from: ilyapasternak
    • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
    • Me: *turns up music*
    • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
    • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
    • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
    • Me:
    • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
    • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
    • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
    • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
    • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
    • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
    • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
    • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
    • Entire train: *applauds*
    Reblogged from: livesathousandlives
  2. Bending + Eye Color
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  3. tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

    Reblogged from: tastefullyoffensive
  4. sueishappy:

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    Reblogged from: cat-politics
  5. Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  6. valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

    valvala:

    im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  7. flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

    flyaway-freedom-heart:

    h0bbitberry:

    simonwang:

    Twilight in two seconds

    This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

    I have been waiting for this gif

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
  8. fuckyeahzarry:

    germany won because of this kid

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    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood
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